We were FORKED last night. Yep, all those little white and clear things are plastic forks poked into my lawn. Good thing I watered so well yesterday! And the orange things? My FAVORITE - Reeses Peanut Butter Cups!
I found the forks around 6:15 this morning when I looked out the window. The girls cleaned it all up before they left for school at 8:15, and I had a chocolate/peanut butter tummy ache and sugar high headache by 8:45! Not sure where my self control is, but it left when my ankles turned into cankles! (calf and ankle all mixed together without any definition)
My girls thought it was the funniest thing ever. I guess it was. I can't believe I didn't hear who the funny-guy was - our windows have been open at night and I am a light sleeper! So, mister or missus FORKER, thanks for the tummy ache and the giggles!
Now, who's lawn should we recycle these sweeties into?
3 comments:
Lol I love it. I think I may need to go fork someone. It looks hilarious .
Giggling now.
That is too funny. I have never heard of being forked. Or the concept of Forking as a prank. I must file this one away for future teenagers to use.
Future teenager use? Come on Kay, I have a whole sackful of forks waiting to be used by some crazy adult ladies having a good time, pretending like we are teenagers!
I found out it was Jones and assorted funny friends!
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