Friday, February 15, 2008

Horoscope Snoroscope

My cousin sent me an email about horoscopes, how true they are, what will happen if you don't forward it to 34 people, and then of course, it gave me my horoscope. Here it goes.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

I only see one or two things that are true, I do like to have my way, but darn it, I don't always get what I want, and I am irresistible! Well, Matt might think that 'great talker' thing is true, sometimes I talk him right to sleep!

Lies - I am NOT lazy, I don't like to go out and eat because I am a tight wad, I don't have a very good sense of humor, I really hope I am not annoying and I apologize to you right now that think I am, I am not that competitive in sports, GROUCHY??? There are a few more lies, but I would like to trick myself into thinking they are true, so I will leave it at that.


Spencer's Adventures said...

That's funny. It must say the same thing about me!!!

Jenny said...

So did you read your sister's or any of your friends to see how true it was... Well except Wendy's we all know what her's says. Maybe you have to look at it from an outside view... Can't wait to here what Mom and Tori have to say! Maybe if it is so true I don't know you like I thought I did, you lazy, out to eat, competitive, always get what you want, sassy, Sexy and Intelligent woman you... You are sexy and intelligent you forgot those facts!

Anonymous said...

My driveway looks way better than your driveway....
Gemini's rule!!

Anonymous said...

You are by far, the least lazy person i know.
And i agree, you don't go out to eat very much.
Dang, my phone is ringing, i will get back to you soon.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA. Sounds like they got a few things right, but you are certainly not lazy!


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